Australia?

'Hey Molly,
My name’s Sara and I’m a huge fan. But not a scary
one, I promise. Although then again isn’t the
murderers and rapists who always say that? I’m
ranting. Um, okay well I'll get off the topic by
stating my and your shared interest in Jenga! I love
it and you seem to love it to. But now that I’ve put
you off to sleep a few times I would like to get to my
actual point by asking you this:

“WHY ON EARTH HAVE YOU NOT COME TO AUSTRALIA YET!”
You probably hate questions like this one, but I am
quite angry at you, so I can justify irritating you.
We aren’t just a bunch of hill-billys (is that how you
spell it?) who ride kangaroos and play weird hollow
sticks (didgeridoos – yes I know – funny name... Ha
ha. Lol… Hmm.). It is getting to the point where
people seem to believe anything we tell them about
Australia if it weren’t for that movie e.g.
1. Australians speak Portuguese… yeah. Right.
2. The population of Australia is 1 million (try 20
MILLION!)
3. The Harbor Bridge is in Perth. No.
4. Our currency is Koalas and sheep. No.

I don’t know, maybe you’re one of those extremely
gullible people who believes those things but I can
tell you two things: We use DOLLARS and also that if
you don’t come to Sydney pretty damn soon I’m going to
personally come into your lovely home and slit your
throat. And there is going to be nothing Sydney (the
person) or you can do about it.


P.S. I am not a stalker. I promise.
P.P.S I know where you live Molly.
P.P.P.S Two more things: One addressed to Sydney:
Please tell me you know that your name is a city also.
P. L. E. A. S. E. and the other one’s to you, Molly:
Could you pretty please make a video response to this
email? I don’t mean like a video solely for this, but
just, you know, fit it in, in your next one. K?


Thanks for reading the full email, Sara (pronounced Se
- rah, not Sah - rah... yeah just thought you might
want to know)'


homegirl crazy.

you sweet looking

Hi Sexy
Just looking at youtube and found your video there just want to say u look cool and sexy in this video.i like u baby i wish i could be ur partner for whole life......

You Sweet looking .

regards
Usman.

I imagine this guy wears silk shirts and lots of yellow gold.

butefull ladie

hello,

I read your profill and I so your photo.
really u r butefull ladie
can u contact me or give me your phon NO.

my name is ahmed

thanks

increadably likeable and bright!

This is a sweet email, I thought the spelling mistakes were charming :)

Hi there girl!
I am a viewer of your videos on youtibe since
last summer holiday.
I need to express finally my greatest support
as I find you increadably likeable and bright!
"Pork Chops" seems the funniest ;)

One more thing: I am a vocalist/gitarist for a rockband
Her Parasoul, check the website if interested:
myspace.com/parasovl

WISH YOU ALL THE BEST! DC
PS it's a pitty I don't know you in person ;)