Swappyrent!

From my junkmail folder. It looks like some sort of swapshop thing? I Don't know, I don't speak enough french to fully understand, but what made me post this is the TERRIFYING BABY! If you're trying to sell a service, don't use a creepy baby like this one! Unless you're going for the 'haunting my nightmares' demographic.


wait, lets zoom in here:



The baby controls everything, everywhere.


He wants your soul.


If you'll excuse me, I have to go and wash my eyes out with soap and then destroy all babies.

I have no idea what this is.

Oh spam folder, what treasures you hide.

Twank TV

My name is jeremy, I started a online media company here in New Jersey and
New York called www.TwankTV.com
Me and 8 others (College Guys!) Are starting a film and media company and
are aiming to build it into a million dollar empire.

Hit me back if you want to know more or if you think you could partner
with us.
We are new...so there is no money now :(

OOOh, college guys!

lesbian dating site

I am Frank T, the marketing manager of ldate.com. We would like to work with you setting up Dating Site for Lesbian singles at no cost!

We can set it up for you at no cost if you have strong interest in this field or work-at-home business. You can pick the name for your own lesbian dating site, own the domain and brand. We take care of all the backend and engineering work. Also customer service work. Of course, we can pay you $30 for each paid member or $2 per profile in turn.

Just for the record... I'm not a lesbian.

msn dude

Title:

Fw: ??? just in case

About Msn

Hey it is tara and john the directors of MSN, sorry for the interruption but
msn is closing down. this is because too many inconsiderate people are
taking up all the name (eg making up lots of different accounts for just one
person), we only have 578 names left. If you would like to close your
account, DO NOT SEND THIS MESSAGE ON. If you would like to keep your
account, then SEND THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST. This is no
joke, we will be shutting down the servers. Send it on, thanks. WHO EVER
DOES NOT SEND THIS MESSEAGE, YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE CLOSED AND YOU WILL COST
10.00 A MONTH TO USE. SEND THIS TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST. NOW YOU
KNOW WHAT TO DO. PLEASE DO NOT FORWARD THIS or REPLAY. COPY THE WHOLE EMAIL.
GO BACK TO YOUR INBOX AND CLICK ON NEW. AND PASTE THANK YOU FOR YOUR
ATTENTION. It's no joke if you don't believe me then go to the site
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/1189119.stm ) and see for yourself.
Anyways once you've sent this message to at least 18 contacts, your msn dude
will become blue

Yes. I'm sure that the people who run MSN use the words 'anyways' and 'msn dude'. And send emails to people claiming there are only 578 names left.
People who send these kinds of spam chain letters are so stupid it blows my mind!

The most beautiful flower

I'm not sure if this was just sent to me or is some sort of bizarre spam email. Either way, it's pretty weird. I changed the insane font size. It reads sort of like a beat poem!

The most beautiful flower beautiful


I do not know you, but certainly your photo
Ugek beautiful, very beautiful shows you the good human being
And your heart, such as snow white


Ghazi name, was born in 1984


Dear brothers

I hope that friends and the distance between us which does not prevent our friendship Asaddaqp beautiful thing to exist


I love and respect too often, the United Kingdom

Is a beautiful country and its people the most beautiful and good


I love knowledge and exchange of messages, such as images of children as well as pictures of nature

This acquaintance, Emily
F16_102@yahoo.com
Or
F16_101@hotmail.com
I hope that the time is the comfort, safety and conciliation

Very sure of your heart good

Ghazi sent a sincere friend