Showing posts with label email. Show all posts
Showing posts with label email. Show all posts

Saturday, May 23, 2009

or whatever else you can think of

vic sel

assume you are over 18
wish you would do a staring bit while "watching" me do things with my thang until I cum.
you are really pretty and quite intelligent-- I can tell.
i could torture it if you were watching or whatever else you can think of.
(do you enjoy BME olympics?)
I am in San Diego. like to host you here. what do you think?




"I can tell"

Saturday, April 18, 2009

transexual man

You are a transexual man... yes??

that is all



(via email)

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Swappyrent!

From my junkmail folder. It looks like some sort of swapshop thing? I Don't know, I don't speak enough french to fully understand, but what made me post this is the TERRIFYING BABY! If you're trying to sell a service, don't use a creepy baby like this one! Unless you're going for the 'haunting my nightmares' demographic.


wait, lets zoom in here:



The baby controls everything, everywhere.


He wants your soul.


If you'll excuse me, I have to go and wash my eyes out with soap and then destroy all babies.